Monkey Flamethrower

This is a macaque monkey with a World War II Japanese flamethrower. Flamethrowers are a frightening weapon and monkeys can be nasty creatures. It is a wicked combination.

I hang out at my buddy’s Barn for Monday Night Football.  Sometimes, a guy named Charlie Hobson shows up with a flamethrower in the trunk of his car.  Everyone goes outside at halftime and watch it get fired..  It’s awesome. All kinds of flamethrowers…WWII German Paratroopers, Japanese, Korean, tank flamethrowers.  I’ve seen them all.  When fired, the searing heat is almost unbearable…blasting out around 11 gallons of some magical diesel mix in about 6 seconds.

Charlie is thee flamethrower expert in the United States.  His weapons have been used in movies and advertisements and were featured on a couple television gun shows.  Check out Charlie’s site.  www.flamethrower expert

I have refrained when given the opportunity to shoot them.  I am no coward.  I am a sane person and these are fearsome weapons.  The only way I am pulling the trigger on one of these guns is when an invading force of scum is marching up Onondaga Hill and it is absolutely necessary.

These shirts will not protect you from a flamethrower attack.

Check out this video.  .flameThrowBehind